NY Banks disse para usar blockchain ou correr o risco de parecer tolos totais

Então, aqui está o acordo: o Departamento de Serviços Financeiros do Estado de Nova York, porque eles não têm nada melhor a fazer, disse aos bancos na quarta -feira: “Ei, talvez use análises de blockchain para impedir que os criminosos lavassem dinheiro”. Coisas inovadoras, certo? Aparentemente, os ativos digitais estão aparentemente crescendo mais rápido do que a coleção de tchotchkes inúteis da minha tia, e os bancos-aqueles que lenta tradicionais devem recuperar o atraso ou ficarem na poeira.

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Breaking: DFS diz: “Ei, NY Banks, você precisa endurecer seu jogo de conformidade se quiser jogar com moeda virtual.”
Nova regra: use ferramentas sofisticadas de blockchain para farejar coisas ruins e impedir que seus clientes perdam suas camisas.
Detalhes? Ah, sim, eles conseguiram:
– nydfs (@nydfs) 17 de setembro de 2025

Then you’ve got Adrienne Harris, the NYDFS superintendent, all serious like, saying, “Banks need to adapt or die,” which is just a polite way of saying, “Get with the program or cry yourself to sleep.” She’s basically reminding banks that they can’t keep acting like they’re stuck in the 90s while the rest of us are dealing with crypto and blockchain and a bunch of stuff that sounds like sci-fi.

Because Waiting for Problems to Explode Is So 2008

The regulators are basically yelling, “Don’t wait for your bank to look like the set of a crime drama!” They want these banks to be checking wallets daily, making sure the money isn’t coming from some shady back alley or Middle Earth. They want the banks to play detective, comparing what customers say they’ll do to what they actually do. Like, chill out, Banks, but also spy on everyone. Got it.

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Here’s the official chatter: “New tech means new headaches, so use new tools or get steamrolled.” Also, banks are reminded in no uncertain terms that they’re supposed to stop stuff like money laundering, terrorist financing, and sanctions evasion-which sounds like a lot of fun to try explaining at a company dinner party.

Flashback: Banks Are Told This Stuff Before, But Whatever

Newsflash: This ain’t the first blockchain memo these banks got. Back in 2022, the NYDFS was already giving the “friendly advice” to licensed virtual currency businesses to play nice with blockchain tech. Later that year, they said, “Oh, and banks! Get permission before you dive into crypto projects, capisce?”

Since then, banks have been pretending they know what they’re doing with crypto, either trying their own things or just riding the customer hype train. Officials think these blockchain tools can give banks better “intel” – which sounds fancy but probably means “less chances to screw up.” They’re telling banks to tweak their tools as much as their terrible coffee machines and keep updating their risk frameworks, because apparently, the market is like my uncle at a buffet-constantly changing.

2025-09-17 20:21