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Em uma história tão antiga quanto o tempo (ou pelo menos tão antiga quanto o Bitcoin), Terawulf firmou um pacto de 25 anos com a Fluidstack para construir uma fortaleza de “computação de alto desempenho” de 168 megawatts (MW) em Abernathy, Texas – um contrato de US$ 9,5 bilhões que praticamente grita: “Olhe para mim, sou importante!” 🤝💸

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A Union Forged in Silicon (and Dollars): Terawulf and Fluidstack’s Grand AI Spectacle 🎭

The agreement, reportedly deeper than a philosopher’s musings, grants Terawulf the “exclusive right” to co-develop future Fluidstack projects. Because nothing says innovation like exclusivity, right? 💡

According to the fine print, this Abernathy marvel-slated to debut in 2026-will host workloads for a “global hyperscale AI platform.” Translation: It’s probably training a robot to write sonnets. 🤖

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Terawulf, the 51% stakeholder, brings the brawn, while Fluidstack flexes its AI cloud “expertise.” The $9.5B lease? It’s got escalators, not the staircase kind-more like “surprise, your rent doubled!” 🏗️

Funding? Equity, debt, and a dash of Google’s $1.3B “backstop” magic. Because who better to trust than the overlords of search? 🧙♂️ The venture might even expand beyond 168 MW, turning Abernathy into the Las Vegas of compute power. 🎰

CEO Paul Prager called the 510 MW HPC leap “execution in practice.” A bold claim, considering most of us struggle to execute a decent omelet. 🥚

Fluidstack’s César Maklary gushed about “next-gen GPU clusters” and Terawulf’s “energy management expertise.” Sure, buddy. Let’s just hope the “sustainable” part isn’t a typo. 🌱

Morgan Stanley advised Terawulf, which is like hiring a fox to guard your henhouse. Legal teams from Paul, Weiss et al. also joined the circus. 🤡

FAQ 🧠

  • What’s the size of this grand venture?
    168 MW of IT load, expandable. Basically, enough power to run a small dystopia. ⚡
  • How much is the deal worth?
    $9.5B. Buy a few islands, maybe? 🏝️
  • Who’s funding this circus?
    Google, because they’re definitely in it for the vibes. 🙃
  • When’s the big reveal?
    Second half of 2026. Mark your calendars! 📅

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