É uma verdade universalmente reconhecida que um único americano com uma carteira digital deve estar precisando de algo mais moderno do que um Bed Bath & Além do cartão-presente. 💸
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Dificilmente poderia haver um tópico mais comentado no momento atual do que a crescente mania pela criptomoeda como presente de Natal – substituindo o humilde vale-presente, assim como o Sr. Darcy substituiu todos os outros pretendentes no afeto de Elizabeth (embora, reconhecidamente, com menos diálogo e muito mais blockchain). 💌 A estimada empresa PayPal, em parceria com a National Cryptocurrency Association (uma sociedade recém-formada e ainda não convidada para qualquer baile respeitável), finalmente produziu descobertas que provocam arrepios na espinha de todos os varejistas tradicionais da cristandade.
Veja! Eis a declaração:
“Dezessete por cento dos americanos agora preferem receber bitcoin do que um vale-presente da Sephora, e 31% acreditam que é menos provável que ele fique esquecido em uma gaveta como a sacola da tia Marge do ano passado.”
Truly, such numbers are enough to make even the most cautious spinster consider speculative investment! Mr. Stuart Alderoty, chief legal officer of Ripple and president of the aforesaid Association (and apparently also a connoisseur of modern romance), praised crypto as “a modern take on a classic holiday gift”-a sentiment one suspects would carry more weight if it were not delivered via press release rather than whispered beneath a mistletoe. 😏 He did, however, admit that many good souls remain unseasoned in the ways of wallets and private keys, much like a heroine before her first season in London.
🔥 IMPERDÍVEL: Dólar pode DISPARAR contra o Real! Saiba antes que seja tarde!
Ver previsão agora!The report continues: a full 24% of adults have either bestowed or are contemplating bestowing digital riches upon their loved ones. Twenty-three percent fully intend to shop with crypto, and nearly two-thirds of current holders plan to use it within the year-presumably before the exchange rate renders their digital five pounds worth either a carriage or a crumpet. 🍞
The younger generation-those in the bloom of life between 18 and 54-are particularly enchanted by the thrill of crypto, finding it exciting, flexible, and very nearly as intoxicating as a midnight waltz. Older consumers, meanwhile, regard it with the same suspicion they once reserved for novels by Mrs. Radcliffe. Still, if only the principles of security and education were properly taught-like French, piano, and deference to one’s elders-why, even Lady Catherine de Bourgh might be persuaded to send Ethereum instead of turkey.
Miss May Zabaneh, Vice President and General Manager of Crypto at PayPal (a title so modern it barely fits on a calling card), was moved to declare:
“The holidays highlight the power of giving, and digital currencies are quickly becoming a preferred choice.”
How very romantic! To think-sending love via ledger entry, affection encrypted, and seasonal cheer settled in ten confirmations or less. ✨ “Crypto makes sending gifts, paying merchants, or managing cross-border transactions faster and easier than ever,” she added, with all the warmth of a well-optimized API. At PayPal, they are, of course, dedicated to making all of this “simple and accessible,” so that every man, woman, and hopeful debutante may join the great dance of decentralization. 💃
FAQ ⏰
- How popular is giving crypto as a holiday gift?
24% of adults have given or are considering giving crypto this season. That’s nearly one in four-more than those who still believe in Santa, apparently. 🎅❌ - Why do some consumers prefer crypto over gift cards?
Nearly one-third believe crypto is less likely to go unused-unlike that Starbucks card currently being used as a bookmark in a copy of Crypto for Dummies. 📚 - How are younger adults responding to crypto gifting?
Younger adults aged 18-54 see crypto as exciting and flexible-much like a surprise ball, or a sudden inheritance from a distant uncle. 💃 - How many people plan to shop with crypto during the holidays?
About 23% of Americans-though one assumes the other 77% are either sensible or simply haven’t figured out how to log in to their wallets. 🔐😅
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2025-11-24 05:59