Escândalo, regulamentação e uma pitada de sarcasmo: aventura americana audaciosa de Tether 😂💵

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Simplesmente não se pode passear pelas avenidas escuras da criptografia sem, mais cedo ou mais tarde, tropeçando em Tether, aquele mais incansável dos emissores de Stablecoin. Agora, como uma estréia ambiciosa planejando uma grande entrada americana, a Tether está traçando designs para um Stablecoin, com dólares, que será tão americano quanto a torta de maçã, apenas-tem uma esperança-suspeita de sua composição.

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Nosso protagonista de língua de prata, CEO Paolo Ardoino, deixou escapar esse maravilhoso boato em meio à folia florida de Token20499 em Dubai-uma cidade conhecida por areia e retórica sensacional. Aparentemente, a Tether agora está envolvida em uma pantomima de conformidade regulatória, valendo com autoridades americanas na esperança de produzir esse novo Stablecoin antes que o mundo colapse, ou 2026, o que chegar primeiro. A CNBC, com suas gravitas habituais, sussurra que essa nova mistura será criada para os EUA-com traje de três peças, para reguladores exigentes.

Agora no palco em #Token2049 Dubai: Paolo Ardoino (@paoloardoino), Maestro e otimista residente de Tether, exclama:

“Tetter-uma empresa única no século!”
Inovação! Resiliência! Progresso imparável! (E talvez, um pouco de resiliência emocional para o público.)

– Tetter (@Tether_TO) 1 de maio de 2025

Of course, every respectable soap opera requires its quota of scandal. And so, last year, whispers (nay, howls) of criminal mischief clung to Tether like coffee stains on a banker’s tie. Not to be outdone by mere whispering, provocative billboards sprouted in Times Square, branding Tether as the next FTX—in the way only New Yorkers can, with both gusto and a price tag.

🔥 IMPERDÍVEL: Dólar pode DISPARAR contra o Real! Saiba antes que seja tarde!

Ver previsão agora!

Transparency, a virtue much lauded and rarely practised, also paid Tether a visit. After a $18.5 million conversation with New York’s Attorney General in 2021—wherein Tether confessed, “Yes, our assets may have been… creatively described”—the company turned to more traditional forms of absolution: publicising assurance reports and parking a miniature army of US dollars under Cantor Fitzgerald’s watchful nose.

Paolo, never one for being outdone by headlines, lambasted recent investigation reports. Tether, he assured us, has joined forces with the authorities—tracking errant crypto-villains across cyberspace with the enthusiasm of an Agatha Christie protagonist (minus, perhaps, the moustache).

What’s a Stablecoin to Do?

The new U.S.-homegrown stablecoin offers a rather juicy entrée to the American market, particularly as the GOP-backed GENIUS Act sways its sceptre. This delightful bit of legislation permits foreign stablecoin issuers to bribe—sorry, “collaborate” with—law enforcement and dance through regulatory hoops, in exchange for a seat at America’s crypto banquet.

Paolo, whose suitcase must be in a perpetual state of half-unpacked, now divides his time between shadowy congressional corridors and ritzy crypto soirées, cementing his reputation as the man-about-Washington. Lawmakers and blockchain evangelists alike apparently find his company irresistible, or at least unavoidable.

Meanwhile, Tether’s performance? Positively Shakespearean in scale. At Token2049, the audience was treated to numbers so large as to produce dizziness—143.6 billion USDT issued, with a dainty $30 billion average daily volume bandied about, as if such sums were loose change between the sofa cushions.

Tether just released the attestation for Q1 2025—its first quarter under the sun-kissed gaze of El Salvador’s regulators.

Highlights as of 31st March 2025:

  • 143.6 billion total issued USDt
  • 149.3 billion in total assets/reserves
  • 5.6 billion in excess reserves, on top of the apparently indispensable 100% liquid assets…

— Paolo Ardoino 🤖 (@paoloardoino) May 1, 2025

But wait, there’s more! Tether’s investment arm—presumably staffed by gentlemen in pinstripes and monocles—recently graced Fizen Limited with its largesse, forwarding the cause of self-custody and stablecoin payments. Portfolio diversification, it seems, is all the rage among firms allergic to boredom or, indeed, stability.

death, taxes, and Tether’s inexhaustible capacity to entertain. 🍸💸

2025-05-03 00:01